Jokes, jokes, jokes

Kids are the greatest how could we do without, it’s hard when we have to let go…

Little Hoot

I love telling jokes. At my school talent show this year, I told FIVE jokes. Here they are:

Joke #1 – Why were the strawberries so upset? They were in a jam!

Joke #2 – Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

Joke #3 – What’s the strongest vegetable in the world? Muscle sprouts!

Joke #4 – Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he was peeling bad!

Joke #5 – What do sea monsters eat for dinner? Fish and shhhips!

Now I need more jokes! Can you send me some? Please?

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